Hilarious Quotes About Getting Old -

We grow old because we stop playing..It is simply growing old. ―maya angelou.

Certainly, they all made me smile.In the spirit of shakespeare's famous line, with mirth and laughter let old wrinkles come, we present the ten best funny aging quotes as selected by our editor.You can't help getting older, but you don't have to get old..

See more ideas about inspirational quotes, funny quotes, getting old.Therefore, the older i get, the more i enjoy life..

This post is all about short funny quotes about aging.i have a few wrinkles now that i'm 30 🙂 and while i haven't tried botox (yet?) i do think about it, and aging in general, very often.Whether you're young or old, i'm sure you'll be able to relate to a few of them.I'm still the same person i was last year—now i'm just hungover.

Get the free video of the day for a daily dose of entertainment.Aging is not 'lost youth' but a new stage of opportunity and strength..

As soon as you feel too old to do a thing, do it..I've learned that life is like a roll of toilet paper.You never have to confess your sins to a woman over forty.

Do not regret growing older.

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Thousands thronged Mumbai's Marine Drive, and the Wankhede Stadium was at full capacity on Thursday evening, in anticipation of the Indian team's open-top bus parade and felicitation for winning the T20 World Cup. The team's arrival in Mumbai from Delhi was delayed, though, and their bus parade in South Mumbai was further delayed by the massive crowds, which caused logistical challenges. Eventually the parade got underway two hours behind schedule, but neither the chaos of the jam-packed roads nor the rain proved to be deterrents to the fans.

"The open-bus parade, which was delayed by two hours, started from the National Centre for Performing Arts (NCPA) in Nariman Point at 7.30pm and went till the Wankhede Stadium," PTI reported. "The distance is covered usually in five minutes but it took more than an hour as the players savoured the evening.

"The squad landed in the city a little after 5pm local time. As per the itinerary shared by officials, a two-hour open-bus parade [was scheduled] from 5pm to 7pm. However, it was learnt that the team could only leave New Delhi by 3.42pm." Delhi to Mumbai is usually a 2-hour, 10-minute flight.

The team had arrived in Delhi from Bridgetown, Barbados, at 6am, having flown in on a charter flight. They had had to stay put in the West Indies for longer than expected because of Hurricane Beryl, which had forced airports closed. After arriving in Delhi, the team was transferred to a hotel and later in the morning met India Prime Minister Narendra Modi for breakfast.

The evening was reserved to meet and celebrate with fans, but with the thousands packing the route to the stadium, and evening showers in Mumbai adding to the logistical complications, there was a long delay before any celebrations could kick off. Eventually, the gates were closed at the Wankhede, with the stadium at capacity, and intermittent but heavy showers followed.

PTI reported: "As the gates closed amid intermittent rain, extreme humidity and chaos of several thousand people arriving in the vicinity, those [who found] places inside Wankhede remained fixed to their seats even if there was scarcity of food and water.

"As the fans ran in all directions ... in the stands amid a heavy burst of rain, several pairs of footwear got left behind in the rush.

"While the wait [went on], rain kept pelting down with breaks but it could not force the fans off their seats in the stadium."

Eventually the team arrived at the stadium around 9pm, and speeches from captain Rohit Sharma, Virat Kohli, Jasprit Bumrah and coach Rahul Dravid followed. There was also a lap of honour.

India had won their first World Cup - ODI or T20 - in 13 years when they snatched a thriller against South Africa by seven runs in Bridgetown on Saturday. Since then, Rohit, Kohli and Ravindra Jadeja have announced they will not play another T20I, while this World Cup was also Dravid's last assignment with the team.

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Amusing Quotes About Getting Old
Amusing Quotes About Getting Old
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